The wife was upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise of pay that was requested. She asked: 'Now Marie, why yuh feel yuh deserve a pay increase?'
Marie: 'Well, ma'am, three reasons why I want de increase.' The first one, mi iron better than you'!
Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Marie: 'Your husband say so.'
Wife: 'Oh!' Marie: 'The second reason .. ah can cook better than you.'
Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'
Marie: 'Your husband again' Wife: 'Oh!'
Marie: 'The third reason is that I am better in bed than you ...'
Wife: (really furious now): 'My husband says that as well??'
Marie: 'No ma'am, your husband's best friend Andrew.
Wife: 'How much yuh seh you want again